Description: Read a new "Homey-ism" from the list and get healthful benefits from it's (arguable) wisdom -- in the form of Aspiration Points. Aspiration Points rack up quickly and can get you those Aspiration Rewards in no time. Legend has it that there is no question or problem in life that cannot be answered within these 15 insights... if you look hard enough.... or do enough shots... what do I know... ;) See readme file for more details. Can be used by Teens, Adults or Elders.

Enabled for use at-home and on all away-from-home lots. Updated November 2006: Now works with the Pets expansion!

Requirements: None - made to work with any version of The Sims 2.

Download: 113 kb zipped

Sims "1" Tip: For "original Sims" objects that behave similarly, check out our Daily Aspirations object for TS1 in our Decorative Objects section

Description: The ultimate career "booster" allows you to get ANY job in the Sims 2 game... instantly! Adult Sims can strap on The Mentor choose from all of the 100 jobs that came with the original Sims 2 game, all 50 jobs in the FreeTime expansion pack, all 60 jobs in Seasons, and all 40 University jobs (if you have those expansions) -- and no college degree is required to get them! You click on the career path, then click the job title... and zap! - get it instantly! Amusing and shocking animations and sounds occur while you get the job of your dreams. Safe to use (non-lethal), but draining, so rest your Sim afterwards. You can also select "Homemaker" to become unemployed. The electrical impulses may curb their appetites too, giving a hunger boost -- so Sims can rest right up to the last minute without worrying about having to slam down a breakfast before the carpool leaves.

Requirements: NONE - made to work with any version of The Sims 2.

Download: 121 kb zipped

NOTE: If you want Pet jobs, check out our Critter Classifieds for TS2 pets -- currently on page 6 at the time of this writing. TS1 players can use our original Mentor objects in our TS1 Electronic Objects section (page 5). Objects shift to latter pages over time, so if it's not on these pages, try the next page, or type "mentor" in our keyword Search Engine.

Description: The ultimate career "booster", similar to our Adult Mentor version. Now Teen and Elder Sims can strap on The Mentor and instantly choose ANY job in the game -- all 30 jobs that came with the original Sims 2 game, all 15 jobs from the FreeTime expansion pack, and all 18 jobs in Seasons expansion (if you have them). You click on the career path, then click the job title... and zap! - get it instantly! Amusing and shocking animations and sounds occur while you get the job of your dreams. Safe to use (non-lethal), but draining, so rest your Sim afterwards. You can also select "Homemaker" to become unemployed. The electrical impulses may curb their appetites too, giving a hunger boost -- so Sims can rest right up to the last minute without worrying about having to slam down a breakfast before the carpool leaves.

Requirements: NONE - made to work with any version of The Sims 2.

Download: 117 kb zipped

NOTE: If you want Pet jobs, check out our Critter Classifieds for TS2 pets -- currently on page 6 at the time of this writing. TS1 players can use our original Mentor objects in our TS1 Electronic Objects section (page 5). Objects shift to latter pages over time, so if it's not on these pages, try the next page, or type "mentor" in our keyword Search Engine.

Description: Tired of the boorish, gun-toting riff-raff in your Public School? Do you know for a fact that Montana is not a country? Well, now you have a fast solution! Any child or teen can pass this test, so don't worry. Just complete the test (it's not easy and it might take a couple of frustrating hours) but your admittance into Private School will be assured. Best of all, this leather-bound folder & admission only costs §1.

Requirements: None - made to work with any version of The Sims 2.

Download: 166 kb zipped

Description: Tired of drinking with your pinky finger up in the air? Not sure where the U.S.A. is on a map? Well, public education is just right for you! This test is so easy, any child or teen can pass it. Just complete the test (it is a short, multiple choice exam) and your enrollment into your local Public School will be immeedeeit.

Requirements: None - made to work with any version of The Sims 2.

Download: 143 kb zipped

Description: Never worry about Mood or Aspiration levels again! This complex technological thingamaboby continuously maxes out all Moods and Aspiration levels for every Sim on the lot... and keeps them maxed out... forever! It's a great aid for having roof raisin' parties, making fast friends, and much much more. To stop the "boosts" and return things back to normal, simply delete this unit off of the wall.

Enabled for use at-home and on all away-from-home lots.

Requirements: None - made to work with any version of The Sims 2.

Download: 21 kb zipped

Sims "1" Tip: For an "original Sims" object that behaves similarly, check out our Mystical Fountain.

Description: Never worry about Energy, Comfort, Hygiene or Bladder levels again! This intricate electrical doohicky continuously maxes out the Energy, Comfort, Hygiene and Bladder moods for every Sim on the lot... and keeps them maxed out... forever! Great way to keep your visitors active and social, without clogging up your bathrooms. The other moods (Social, Fun, Hunger, Environment) are unaffected - to better encourage interaction with other objects (such as getting social points from group meal times). To stop the "boosts" and return things back to normal, simply delete this unit off of the wall.

Enabled for use at-home and on all away-from-home lots.

Requirements: None - made to work with any version of The Sims 2.

Download: 23 kb zipped

Sims "1" Tip: For an "original Sims" object that behaves similarly, check out our Rejuvitron.

Description: Tired of living on that fixed income? Now Elder retirees who keep their minds active can increase their pension by simply mailing these forms. They are already completed to save you time and effort. The higher the Logic score of the Elder retiree, the higher their pension can be. So make sure you work on those Logic points before mailing them out. Running out of time? Forms can be re-mailed as often as needed so feel free to use them, then work on your Logic some more, and mail them again for higher pension increases. Pension currently cannot exceed §6,000 but low-logic Sims might get a lower pension if they're not careful... so be alert and stay smart. :)

Requirements: None - made to work with any version of The Sims 2.

Download: 21 kb zipped

Description: Approach this ancient droplet-looking obelisk and do your "Rain Dance". If your dance is deemed worthy, the Rain Maker will send a signal to the atmosphere and soon afterwards your lot will fill with the pitter patter of little rain drops! Rain showers can last several Sim hours, depending on the severity of the storm you chose. Light Rain, Heavy Rain, Thunderstorm and even Lightening. The actual weather itself is based upon the rain originally intended for The Sims 2 game that was abandoned prior to it's release, and it has been adjusted a bit here for our purposes. See readme file for important gameplay details. Click here to see several screenshots of this Sims 2 Weather in action!

Enabled for use at-home and on all away-from-home lots.

Requirements: None - made to work with any version of The Sims 2.

Download: 704 kb zipped